Mildly intelligent blather

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

callmekitto:

look all i’m saying is billy’s costume change could have taken an entirely different direction

blame this

emmahyphenjane:

422. Mercury Fastening His Heel-Wings by François Rude, Detail - Musée du Louvre, Paris

emmahyphenjane:

422. Mercury Fastening His Heel-Wings by François Rude, Detail - Musée du Louvre, Paris

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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death-limes:

chuchuflower:

slimeguts:

if you only watch one video in your entire life. please let it be this one

There’s so much Daft Punk on my dash lately and it’s brilliant but THIS TAKES THE CAKE

oh my goodness

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES
THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

calmb4tehpwn:

rasputinberries:

I love this contest

LAYS MISERABLES

THAT TOOK ME TOO LONG

sassygayclarinetist:

sassygayclarinetist:

sassygayclarinetist:

i got triiiiiills

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they’re multiplying

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and i’M LOSING CONTROL

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shakespeareshoplifting:

just you try to tell me they didn’t have those shirts

shakespeareshoplifting:

just you try to tell me they didn’t have those shirts

amy-rory-melody:

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom